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The Hung Jury EP

by Cross Examination

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PARTY SQUAD UNITE!! Round up the troops, pack up the van, let's hit the road. Just got the word from the mayor on the emergency phone. A distress call about a gathering that shall not rock. Required: the intervention of the awesome party squad. Dispatched with speed we grab what we need. First on the list is beer and weed. A tube that's long for the beer bong. Will keep this party goin strong Paint grenades aid this crusade. That shit may dry, but it never fades. Righteous dudes, no attitudes. And fun will ensue so LET'S FUCKING GO!! Converged upon the target. GO BLUE TEAM GO!!! Swarm formation, ready, set. GO RED TEAM GO!!! An elite tactical party unit. PARTY SQUAD GO!!! The swat team of thrash, awesome party squad, go! This place is getting fucking trashed Just another night of parties crashed Til the beer is gone and the bowl is cashed Just watch as we show you how to thrash Our host is pissed, she's on a rant Cause someone peed in the potted plants We should probably leave but i know we can't. The sun is not yet coming up and we're just getting started!! DESTROY EVERYTHING!!(4x)
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They Say the trouble started with the setting of the sun. When the city of St. Louis was attacked by a dragon. He perched atop the arch and from this vantage point could see the victims he would soon fucking devour on the streets. and then the hellspawn struck! The beast flew over south grand and started flaming up bars thrashing patrons with his claws as they ran for their cars the puny pathetic mortals knew they didn't have a chance as he melted off their faces, they could only piss their pants Meanwhile Sir Odinkarr raised his voice to the night sky he knew the day of prophecy was now nigh He said "Before you in my armor I know stand" "And the time of reckoning is now at hand." The dragon narrowed his mighty eyes as slowly he stepped forward while Sir Odinkarr reached to his back and drew out his broadsword The battle that took place was foretold centuries in the past each of these awesome warriors knew that it could be their last the combat commenced MASS BLOODSHED odinkarr lunged and swung for the monsters head AND SCORCHED FLESH! but a single fiery blast could soon find him dead STREETS FLOW RED! A conflict set forth as the gods had willed the steel of a man versus beast raged on until one was deceased this ancient prophecy has been fulfilled
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The one thing I can't fucking stand When I'm at a show watching a band Is careless ninjas in the place That clock me right upside the face Before you bring it to the show Perhaps some more work at the dojo Maybe that shit would be less lame If you improved your fucking aim No mortal kombat Kicked in the back during the sing-a-long No mortal kombat Makes it hard for me to sing the song No mortal kombat This ufc shit has to go No mortal kombat Nooooooooo!! I'm sick of standing in the back to avoid your martial arts attack You says its "hard" core and i'm too soft well to that I must say fuck off I didn't come here to get hit I came to fucking circle pit Poorly aimed kicks leave me irate and fill me with fucking hate
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P.A.C.P. 02:09
Radiation swept across the remnants of the earth Mutanagens, they pierced the skin; a new breed was birthed A legion of mutated souls in never-ending pain Dreaming of happier times, when the world they knew was sane As they lumbered across the earth in search of some salvation They came across a record playing playing Cross Examination Exposure had destroyed their brains but they knew what they did hear And it gave one of them an idea He began to concoct a plan forged in rock to turn back the clock to a time before the bombs had dropped To escape all this shit They must never quit You should've seen it The post-apocalyptic circle pit The mission executed was one that was entirely inspired by a scene they all knew from the first Superman movie Mutants circled round the earth and ran counter-clockwise In a last desperate attempt to regain their prior lives On and one they ran Caused a whirlwind of sand their feet shook the land Warped time like the delorean To escape all this shit They must never quit You should've seen it the post-apocalyptic circle pit
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Well it happened in the month of June The crew'd been partying since noon The sun had not yet even sunk But we were fucking drunk The beast it called from deep inside We knew there was no way to hide Hunger creature attacking Appease the foodening Piled in the car and hit the streets In search of eats on which to feed The destination this epic day The pizza buffet $3.49 All you can eat pizza $3.49 Pasta and eats at $3.49 The price denotes the mark of the feast We climbed across the buffet table Devouring all that we were able And when your average men would drop We didn't fucking stop We cleaned out the entire store Pizza warriors, we righteous four We razed and pillaged this delicious land Buffet vikings $3.49 All you can eat pizza $3.49 Pasta and eats at $3.49 The price denotes the mark of the feast MARK OF THE FEAST!!! (4x) The foodination was strong this day And we annihilated the whole buffet But when we asked the counter girl for more She turned and pointed us to the fucking door PAY HEED TO THE SIGN!! ALL YOU CAN EAT!! IT SAYS FOR $3.49, NOW OUR DEMANDS ARE CLEAR IF YOU GET IN OUR WAY YOU'LL PERISH ON THIS DAY FOR NO ONE CAN CONTAIN, THE FUCKING FOODENING!!!
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released January 17, 2006

Daniel: Vocals
Leon: Guitar
Ray: Bass
Ryan: Drums

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