In a secret underground lab
buried deep inside the earth
a group of our nation's top minds
are just clocking off of work
scientists in the field of weapons
grade agriculture
experimenting with ways to make
mulch a little mulcher
white coats
lab notes
and isotopes
glass tubes
plant food
disaster has begun
no idea what they've done
nothing to do but run
they're fucking coming
the janitor was mopping up
chem spills on the floor
when he unexpectedly came across
a secret door
he knew this was a matter of top security
but he stuck his head inside to
quench his curiosity
pot seeds
green leaves
on dead
bodies
fertile
food source
fast he started staling plants
grabbing up all he could
thinking "man this shit is
weapons-grade
you know it's fucking good!"
he ran outside with his arms full
"gonna get so fucking high"
he had no idea tonight was the night
he was gonna die
what the fuck was that?
that guy jumped out of nowhere
in front of the van
now blood and brains are everywhere
what's that in his hands?
can't quite see through the guts but
I think those are plants
the one thing we didn't know was
its necroponic weed
a demon plant that thrives by
growing on dead bodies
one hit; you'll know you've had enough
so we took the plants back to
the crib for more analysis
man we're gonna need a guinea pig,
I know, we'll just call fish
better run a couple tests just to be sure
this stuff is pure
cause the fact that its been glowing
seems a little sinister
so how is it, fish?
dude he hasn't stopped coughing
don't be such a bitch
look now his mouth is frothing
yo are you okay?
fuck, he just tried to bite me!
whoa, no fucking way!
think i know what this might be, man
its necroponic weed
one puff and that stuff will turn
you into a zombie
feeding on the living its a
morbid case of munchies
you just can't help yourself now
let's kill zombie fish please
before he bites again;
make sure that you decapitate the head
wood bats
sharp axe
made for
combat nunchucks
fish sucks
so we took care of fish
threw the plants in the ditch
its over this crisis has been averted
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