You booked us a show and said everything was a go
But now the venue flaked; you're totally screwed
Two days from the date set you're clearing a spot in your basement
The show must go on, man; what else could you do?
Your laundry room once held all your hangers
But now it's filled with punks and headbangers
And your roommate's getting pissed off defending his stuff
From all the kids here rowdy and full of beer
Tonight's the night for subterranean thrash assault
If your neighbors call the cops it's not our fault
You shouldn't move next door to people that suck ass
We just came to have some fun and play some thrash, have a blast
Before we leave we'll siphon their cars of all the gas
We're doing dives off the washing machine
And I saw some drunk with his head in the dryer
So I doubt your clothes are still clean
Yeah basement shows are the best around
And the underground scene's always better
When its under the ground
Your lawn will get fucking tortured
By drunken thrashers puking off your porch
And on your floor beer will get fucking spilled
So don't forget to get the keg refilled
supported by 6 fans who also own “Subterranean Thrash Assault”
Pretty much the best Black/Speed Metal I've listened to since I learned about Evil Invaders and Vulture. Everything you'd love to be reminded of about this musical era is there. The influences are what you'd expect too: Motörhead, Venom, Bathory, early Slayer, Celtic Frost; aggressive vocals, tortured guitar solos, pounding drums; everything is fast, clear and still a little grimy, but without reverb cranked up to the max. Amazing band, amazing album. Odiumediae
supported by 5 fans who also own “Subterranean Thrash Assault”
This is their most refined album yet, and man do they know how to show the world what neck-wrecking metal really is. The album is 10/10 the whole way through, love the tone of the guitar, the drums are relentless, bass is heavy as fuck, and I gotta say, “Living on Parole” is the funnest outro to an album I’ve listened to in a long time. Metal Zealot
UK82-inspired hardcore punk from Christchurch, New Zealand, gruff and fast and economical and, of course, righteously pissed. Bandcamp New & Notable Jun 16, 2020