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the day began in the same way as it had any other day young murphy stopped for a bite to eat at the coffee shop near his job on wall street as he stepped into the morning sun he had no idea of what had begun they chose today to settle the score from centuries ago -- the civil war the conflict was finally taken back to the streets the rebel flag waved overhead as they rolled over the dead and union ass was beaten to a pulp from monster trucks and their dirtbikes they waged gunfights those yankee fucks they should've seen this coming for years for along with the "calvin pissing" stickers and "no fears" was another bumper warning that very clearly read: "the south shall rise again" as it turns out all the rusted bikes and car parts in their yards were the materials they'd been using to build their supply of arms the first place to attack was commerce central for the north for it's destruction would cause financial ruin and chaos to spread forth and as the ghost of general lee watched on the rebels fought the battle until every northerner was gone the bankers - dead the lawyers - dead the loaners - dead stockbrokers - dead and as murphy gasped his final breath he wondered why they hadn't listened....
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what the fuck am i supposed to do when i see your ass on channel 2 jump up from bed my eyes see red its a rude awakening that even when i try to fucking sleep there's no escap(en)ing (i make up words) i know that fucking asshat tim ezell told you you're cool but even you have to know you're a motherfucking tool fraudulent fucker lying your way into the shows you stupid piece of shit too pathetic for words you will suffer if you try to steal our shit you're gonna get hit too pathetic for words it's hard for me to see how anyone can take you serious when that mop you got up top makes your head look just like a penis i've seen your bullshit all before; i know what you're about, so no you can't get in for free, now get the fuck out
3.
they say the trouble started with the setting of the sun when the city of st louis was attacked by a dragon he perched atop the arch and from this vantage point could see the victims he would soon fucking devour on the streets and then the hellspawn struck! the beast flew over south grand and started flaming up the bars.... and thrashing patrons with his claws as they ran for their cars the puny pathetic mortals knew they didnt stand a chance and as he melted off their faces they could only piss their pants meanwhile sir odinkarr raised his voice to the night sky he knew the day of prophecy was now nigh he said "before you in my armor i now stand" "and the time of reckoning is now at hand" the dragon narrowed his mighty eyes as slowly he stepped forward while sir odinkarr reached to his back and drew out his broadsword the battle that took place was fortold centuries in the past and each of these awesome warriors knew that it could be their last the combat commenced (MASS BLOODSHED) odinkarr lunged and swung for the monster's head (AND SCORCHED FLESH) but a single fiery blast could soon find him dead (STREETS FLOW RED) a conflict set forth as the gods had willed the steel of a man versus beast raged on until one was deceased this ancient prophecy has been fulfilled
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come now and hear the tune about a most excellent dude king of the party, plain and simple stabbed a ballpoint pen right through his nipple an eggroll chef that inspires he's a master artist with a deep-fryer a caring man who's never rude he's just a fucking righteous dude he'll mosh his house to his favorite song while terrorizing the beer bong he'll never consider himself "too old" no playplace too high, no creek too fucking cold dj horsepower!
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well it happened in the month of june the crew'd been partying since noon the sun had not even yet sunk but we were fucking drunk the beast it called from deep inside we knew there was no way to hide hunger creature attacking appease the foodening jumped in the car and hit the streets in search of eats on which to feed the destination this epic day: the pizza buffet $3.99 -- all you can eat pizza $3.99 -- pasta and meats at $3.99 -- the price denotes the mark of the feast we climbed across the buffet table devouring all that we were able and when your average men would drop we didn't fucking stop we cleaned out the entire store pizza warriors, we righteous four we razed and pillaged this delicious land buffet vikings mark of the feast (x4) the foodination was strong this day and we annihilated the whole buffet but when we asked the counter girl for more she turned and pointed us to the fucking door pay heed to the sign "all you can eat" it says for $3.99 now our demands are clear if you stand in our way you'll perish on this day for no one can contain the fucking foodening

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released June 1, 2004

Daniel: Vocals
Leon: Guitar
Ray: Bass
Ryan: Drums

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